Poolside Hero Prints

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Bankside

Dolphin tricks.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

No petting in the pool!

Tentacle attacking diver.

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

'Ha! Fake out!'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

Swimming

Swimming with dad

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

"Shake! Good dog."

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

'Which is the deep end?'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

'Get in the house now!'

Dive in...

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

Aquarobics.

'What a RIP-off!'

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

'Uh-oh. They are out of ice and looking our way.'

'And some sunshine.'