Poolside Hero Mugs

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Bankside

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Dolphin tricks.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

No petting in the pool!

Tentacle attacking diver.

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'Ha! Fake out!'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

Swimming

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

Swimming with dad

"Shake! Good dog."

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

'Which is the deep end?'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

Dive in...

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

'Get in the house now!'

Aquarobics.

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

Social distancing

'Uh-oh. They are out of ice and looking our way.'

'And some sunshine.'