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"There's one or two snagging issues."

"No peeing in pool"

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Is the water cold?'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Well, the drought is over."

Chick Billiard Ball

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

No petting in the pool!

Birds cue ball escape.

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

Musical Snooker

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

'Are you here about the lifeguard job?'

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

'Never mind - the swimming pool needs it.'

Bird sitting on pool cueball, as though it is an egg.