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"There's one or two snagging issues."

"No peeing in pool"

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Well, the drought is over."

Chick Billiard Ball

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

No petting in the pool!

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

Birds cue ball escape.

A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

Musical Snooker

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

'Are you here about the lifeguard job?'

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.