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"The pH level seems a little off."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Dog playing snooker/pool.

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

No petting in the pool!

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Birds cue ball escape.

'Y'know you could clean out the pool once in a while.'

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Musical Snooker

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

"Phone my wife and tell her she can buy that new car!"

'Are you here about the lifeguard job?'

Confound it - doesn't anybody want to taste it?

'The Vicar's kindly offered to clean the pool.'

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

I love swimming.

Bird sitting on pool cueball, as though it is an egg.

'Never mind - the swimming pool needs it.'

Filling up a rooftop pool