Pool Technician Gifts

"The pH level seems a little off."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Dog playing snooker/pool.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

No petting in the pool!

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Birds cue ball escape.

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

'Y'know you could clean out the pool once in a while.'

Musical Snooker

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

"Phone my wife and tell her she can buy that new car!"

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

'Are you here about the lifeguard job?'

Confound it - doesn't anybody want to taste it?

'The Vicar's kindly offered to clean the pool.'

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

'Never mind - the swimming pool needs it.'

Bird sitting on pool cueball, as though it is an egg.

I love swimming.

'I think we're way beyond the point where algaecide is going to help!'