Swimming Pool Technician Gifts

'I think we're way beyond the point where algaecide is going to help!'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"The pH level seems a little off."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

The synchronized shower event.

No petting in the pool!

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Who ordered the pizza?'

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

Escalator Diving Board

"Phone my wife and tell her she can buy that new car!"

"Of course, with somone like me, a swimming pool is pretty much a must."

'Are you here about the lifeguard job?'

"But I don't need to take swimming lessons. I did an online course."

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

A Swimmer Doing Breastroke

I love swimming.

Swan Diving

'Are you kidding? What's there to be afraid of? Didn't I say I'd catch you?'

Bird sitting on pool cueball, as though it is an egg.

Learning to Swim

"There's one or two snagging issues."

'I'm just curious. In what alternate universe did you expect that to go well?'

'Bob's spearfishing adventure came to a quick end.'

"No peeing in pool"

Green Pastures Swimming Pool

"Amanda!! Pay attention!...You're drifting out of formation again!!!"