Swimming Pool Manager Gifts

'Are you here about the lifeguard job?'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Chick Billiard Ball

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

No petting in the pool!

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

Bird sitting on pool cueball, as though it is an egg.

I love swimming.

'Never mind - the swimming pool needs it.'

'I think we're way beyond the point where algaecide is going to help!'

"There's one or two snagging issues."

Green Pastures Swimming Pool

'Do you think the car pool manager will notice ?'

"No peeing in pool"

"Did you remember to order a liner for the pool?"

Mermaid in swimming race.

Ace Pool Cleaners.

"I miss the house. I don't miss shovelling snow, mowing the lawn, trimming the hedge, vacuuming the pool?"

"Hey, you doing the backstroke, you've forgotten some thing!"

"It's nice having the option to work from home."

'You guys close your pool yet?' 'Yes, we let the air out last week.'