Pool Fun Master Gifts

'Charity sends her thanks!'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Cruise.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

'Want to go for a dip?'

'Who ordered the pizza?'

'I know that you like to keep your books straight, George, but it was only 5p!'

Birds cue ball escape.

'I didn't know you had a heated pool!'

"Hey, I don't like slamming into you guys any more than I like getting walloped by a huge stick."