Pool Fun Master Pillows

'Charity sends her thanks!'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Want to go for a dip?'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Who ordered the pizza?'

'I know that you like to keep your books straight, George, but it was only 5p!'

Birds cue ball escape.

'I didn't know you had a heated pool!'

'This place is a dive...'