Pool Wizard Pillows

Bird sitting on pool cueball, as though it is an egg.

Natural Disasters

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'You can't come in here with that.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cruise.

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"When did this game get started?"

'Boat Launch'

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

The Water Diviner

Birds cue ball escape.