Pool Fitness Enthusiast Gifts

'Who ordered the pizza?'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Bankside

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Cruise.

"The pH level seems a little off."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Swimming Champion.

Lapdogs

The Interloper.

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Chick Billiard Ball

Lawyer, lawyer! Get out of the water!

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'