Pool Installer Gifts

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

On holiday.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Bishops Snooker

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'How's the water, dear?'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"The pH level seems a little off."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Dolphin tricks.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'