Bathtub Installer Gifts

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'How's the water skiing?'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

WC problem.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Kid's at Bath Time.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

How men shop for towels.

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

Rep-Tiles.

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

Blake's Sealant.

A man has wind turbines in his bath

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."