Bathtub Installer Gifts

F&E Shower and Tub Installers. You made a mistake installing my tub! What's your policy? We regrout the error.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'How's the water skiing?'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Hee hee hee, watch this - I just shuffled my feet on the carpet.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

WC problem.

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

Kid's at Bath Time.

How men shop for towels.

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

Rep-Tiles.

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

Blake's Sealant.

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."