Bathtub Guru Gifts

"Oh no! I said not to use that stuff!"

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Baby Hairstyles.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Bagpipes in the bath.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Man in Bath

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

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Other men just sing in the bath

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

Remote control bridge in bath.

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

Phone on TV ringing.

People in the shower