Bathtub Guru Gifts

"Oh no! I said not to use that stuff!"

Baby Hairstyles.

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Bagpipes in the bath.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Man in Bath

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

Other men just sing in the bath

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Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

Remote control bridge in bath.

Phone on TV ringing.

People in the shower

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.