Bathing Geek Gifts

Remote control bridge in bath.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Baby Hairstyles.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Scotsman in the bath...

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

How to recover from a bad day

New Twenty Blades

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Shower curtain call.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

'Blackie, why can't you your tongue like everyone else?'