Bathing Geek Prints

Remote control bridge in bath.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'More bubbles!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Baby Hairstyles.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

New Twenty Blades

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Scotsman in the bath...

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

How to recover from a bad day

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Blackie, why can't you your tongue like everyone else?'