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'I'm not stealing your parking space...We're sharing.'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Here's the parking lot."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

Nice park. . .

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

Parking validation

Cross Platform.

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display