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'I'm not stealing your parking space...We're sharing.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Here's the parking lot."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Nice park. . .

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

No Double Parking

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

Cross Platform.

Parking validation

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.