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"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

Valet parking.

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

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New York City Rodeo

'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

'I want just enough work done so I'll qualify for Handicapped Parking.'

'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'

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Batman tries not to forget where he parked

'I'm not stealing your parking space...We're sharing.'

Reserved for Handicapped Parking and arrogant SOBs who don't think that the rules apply to them because they are just soooooooo special!

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'...I just take the Hide-a-Meter bush, toss it over the meter, and voila! Free unlimited parking!'

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

"It doesn't say anything about age."

Cheap Parking

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth

"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."

Gym. Looks like you had a great workout! I just walked in from the parking lot!

Parking Lot Dare

"Sorry, I'm holding this space till I can find a bank to give me a car loan."