"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."
Street Parking Warrior Pillows
Bring humor to their space! Our pillows feature fun designs for street parking warriors, adding personality and a lighthearted touch to any urban dwelling or parking spot retreat.
Jurassic Parking Lot
'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'
"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."
"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."
As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.
Valet parking.
'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'
"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."
St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.
'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.
'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'
"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."
Validate your parking?
New York City Rodeo
'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'
"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."
'I want just enough work done so I'll qualify for Handicapped Parking.'
'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'
Now with ten extra minutes...Free
Batman tries not to forget where he parked
'I'm not stealing your parking space...We're sharing.'
Reserved for Handicapped Parking and arrogant SOBs who don't think that the rules apply to them because they are just soooooooo special!
"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"
'...I just take the Hide-a-Meter bush, toss it over the meter, and voila! Free unlimited parking!'
'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'
'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'
" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."
"It doesn't say anything about age."
Cheap Parking
The Largest Parking Lot on Earth
"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."
Gym. Looks like you had a great workout! I just walked in from the parking lot!
Parking Lot Dare
"Sorry, I'm holding this space till I can find a bank to give me a car loan."
Street Parking Warrior Pillows Collection
Street Parking Warrior Mugs
Explore our mugs collection to find great gifts for a street parking warrior who loves humor with every coffee sip.
Street Parking Warrior Prints
Browse our prints to bring a humorous and artistic vibe into their city life or parking space, making everyday moments amusing and stylish.
Street Parking Warrior T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts that celebrate the urban parking hero in your life with clever designs and comfortable style.