Parking Spot Warrior Pillows

'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'

'I wish I was disabled.'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

New York City Rodeo

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

Validate your parking?

'Sorry I'm late. Couldn't find a parking space so I crashed into the building.'

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

'I want just enough work done so I'll qualify for Handicapped Parking.'

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

Reserved for Handicapped Parking and arrogant SOBs who don't think that the rules apply to them because they are just soooooooo special!

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

'If I get half a decent bid, you and your pipe can go too!'

Cheap Parking

"It doesn't say anything about age."

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth

"I'm going back to shopping at the mall. Trying to find the car in the parking lot was the only exercise I got."

"Sorry, I'm holding this space till I can find a bank to give me a car loan."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is out of the office right now, looking for a parking space.'

Car runs off the road into the woods. A no parking zone.

NO PARKING, from here to eternity.

"...can't find a spot outside, can I park here?"