Parking Spot Warrior Prints

'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'

'I wish I was disabled.'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

New York City Rodeo

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

Validate your parking?

'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'

'Sorry I'm late. Couldn't find a parking space so I crashed into the building.'

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

'I want just enough work done so I'll qualify for Handicapped Parking.'

Batman tries not to forget where he parked

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

Reserved for Handicapped Parking and arrogant SOBs who don't think that the rules apply to them because they are just soooooooo special!

'...I just take the Hide-a-Meter bush, toss it over the meter, and voila! Free unlimited parking!'

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

Car runs off the road into the woods. A no parking zone.

'If I get half a decent bid, you and your pipe can go too!'

"It doesn't say anything about age."

"Sorry, I'm holding this space till I can find a bank to give me a car loan."

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

Cheap Parking

"I don't prey on the old, sick, or lame, I prey on the healthy who park in the handicapped spots."

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth

"I'm going back to shopping at the mall. Trying to find the car in the parking lot was the only exercise I got."

Gym. Looks like you had a great workout! I just walked in from the parking lot!

'I'm sorry, but everyone is out of the office right now, looking for a parking space.'