Penalty Spot Warrior Pillows

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

Ref shows footballer green card.

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Football - How's my Diving?

Giovanni C., Penalty Killer

Crime and punishment - football.

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -

New York City Rodeo

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

Validate your parking?

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

Online chat

'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'

Batman tries not to forget where he parked

1981 - Introduction of goal nets and penalty kicks to the newly-formed Football League.

'You're not allowed out of the Coach's Penalty Box.'

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

Reserved for Handicapped Parking and arrogant SOBs who don't think that the rules apply to them because they are just soooooooo special!

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

"Getting my daily news fix."

Football referee who dropped all his cards.

Gym. Looks like you had a great workout! I just walked in from the parking lot!

Do you think I'm army material, Randy? I think you'd be a real asset to the army. Really? Pain is an asset, because otherwise, how would one appreciate pleasure? Loneliness is an asset, for otherwise how would one appreciate love? I think boot camp would be much cheaper than a gym membership. Death is an asset. How else would one cherish life?

Car runs off the road into the woods. A no parking zone.

"Sure, you can look out my window. That'll be 5 dollars!"

'Death penalty'