Penalty Kick Lover Pillows

1981 - Introduction of goal nets and penalty kicks to the newly-formed Football League.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Goal

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Footballer's Wages

Giovanni C., Penalty Killer

On this date: Overly enthused and attending an NHL game en masse, the National Parole Board exceeds its mandate.

Crime and punishment - football.

"Oi! Whose side are you on, ref?"

Jack Grealish

"Alright, a yellow will stop him doing it again, but so would a b----y RED!"

'You're not allowed out of the Coach's Penalty Box.'

Deathbed Conversion

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

'I think it will be a very competitive season. Most of the league's key players are out on bail.'

'Death penalty'

Football Hand of God.

'Penalty'

Off the post!

'The hair shirt is sufficient. You don't have to shave with a hedgehog.'

Honey I wish you wouldn't bring your home with you

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