Penalty Hero Pillows

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

Ref shows footballer green card.

Penalty

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

"Right, the first thing we're going to practise is rolling around, clutching our legs and crying in the penalty box."

Giovanni C., Penalty Killer

Crime and punishment - football.

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

Football - How's my Diving?

Footballer.

"Er...Eric..."

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

"Oi! Whose side are you on, ref?"

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

Spot the Ball Live

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

1981 - Introduction of goal nets and penalty kicks to the newly-formed Football League.

'You're not allowed out of the Coach's Penalty Box.'

Deathbed Conversion

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Football referee who dropped all his cards.

Football Hand of God.

Off the post!

'There goes a flag... could be a face-mask penalty.'

'Death penalty'

'You gonna stop fighting? Huh? I can't hear you!'