Penalty Hero Pillows

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

Ref shows footballer green card.

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Penalty

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

"Right, the first thing we're going to practise is rolling around, clutching our legs and crying in the penalty box."

'The England players couldn't stop scoring when they were practising penalties. . .But that might have been because they were practising with a goalkeeper who couldn't save them.'

Crime and punishment - football.

Football - How's my Diving?

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

Footballer.

Giovanni C., Penalty Killer

"Er...Eric..."

"Oi! Whose side are you on, ref?"

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

'You're not allowed out of the Coach's Penalty Box.'

"We're offering a free rubber bust of Roy Hodgson you can throw at the telly if it goes to penalties.'

Deathbed Conversion

1981 - Introduction of goal nets and penalty kicks to the newly-formed Football League.

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

Spot the Ball Live

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Football referee who dropped all his cards.

Off the post!

'There goes a flag... could be a face-mask penalty.'

'I think it will be a very competitive season. Most of the league's key players are out on bail.'

Football Hand of God.

'Death penalty'