Penalty Flag Enthusiast Pillows

Flags

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

US and the EU

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Lucky Stars.

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Goal

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

Polar Sovereignty?

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Israel-Palestine conflict.

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

Supreme Court strikes down DOMA.

Destabilization of the EU and US

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

Hang in There!

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

Claiming the North Pole for Mother Russia isn't as much fun as I thought.

"Is it a flag of surrender...someones washing or a rude gesture?"

Thank your Lucky Stars

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is serious. We have now fallen behind Japan in the manufacture of American flags."