Penalty Flag Enthusiast Pillows

'I think it will be a very competitive season. Most of the league's key players are out on bail.'

Flags

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

US and the EU

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

World Cup Fever

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Lucky Stars.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Flag Kryptonite

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Goal

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Polar Sovereignty?

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

'So that's why they use the Dutch flag colours...it's flat!' (Pepsi logo on vending machine)

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

Destabilization of the EU and US

Israel-Palestine conflict.

Supreme Court strikes down DOMA.

I can't lie to you while I'm standing in front of a flag, your honor

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

Hang in There!

Claiming the North Pole for Mother Russia isn't as much fun as I thought.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is serious. We have now fallen behind Japan in the manufacture of American flags."

Thank your Lucky Stars