Penalty Parade Enthusiast Pillows

Crime and punishment - football.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Cheek

Goal

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Liberty, equality, sorority.

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

From the tournament of neuroses parade

On the Campaign Trail...

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

"I'm married to a control freak!"

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

"We may have to leave you if there's a parade."

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'

'You must have doubts because even I don't know if my client is innocent or guilty.'

'We both like walking in the rain, and we both love a parade, but I just can't stand it when she rains on my parade.'

'Sir, do you have a permit to float that. . . Uh, balloon?'

Health Care Parade

On this date: Overly enthused and attending an NHL game en masse, the National Parole Board exceeds its mandate.

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

'My door's always open because I love a parade!'

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

"Okay, I'm growing weary of the rose bowl parade. I think it's time to jettison Al Roker."

No One Could Have Seen This Coming

Brass Band

"Judging by where I've been transferred to, I think my boss is still unhappy with me for opening that attachment and infecting all the computers with a virus."

"Sorry, still rerouting."