Penalty King Pillows

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

Goal

Ref shows footballer green card.

Penalty

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

"Right, the first thing we're going to practise is rolling around, clutching our legs and crying in the penalty box."

Footballer's Wages

Football - How's my Diving?

"Er...Eric..."

Footballer.

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

"Mine's a metaphor. I don't know what's going on withyou."

"Oi! Whose side are you on, ref?"

Spot the Ball Live

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

1981 - Introduction of goal nets and penalty kicks to the newly-formed Football League.

'You're not allowed out of the Coach's Penalty Box.'

Deathbed Conversion

"Alright, a yellow will stop him doing it again, but so would a b----y RED!"

'There goes a flag... could be a face-mask penalty.'

Off the post!

'Penalty'

Football Hand of God.

'Death penalty'