Penalty Shootout Hero Pillows

Giovanni C., Penalty Killer

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

'I'll be late - had to think big again.'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.'

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Covid Defender

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

Football - How's my Diving?

Crime and punishment - football.

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Unpaid overtime.

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

"Oi! Whose side are you on, ref?"

"I can't vacation anywhere I'd get a tan. I'd lose my I-work-harder-than-you pallor."

Deathbed Conversion

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

'You're not allowed out of the Coach's Penalty Box.'

1981 - Introduction of goal nets and penalty kicks to the newly-formed Football League.

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Off the post!

Football Hand of God.

'I think it will be a very competitive season. Most of the league's key players are out on bail.'

'Death penalty'

'Taking work home again?'

'There goes a flag... could be a face-mask penalty.'

'You gonna stop fighting? Huh? I can't hear you!'