Penalty Spot Actor Pillows

Football - How's my Diving?

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

Goal

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

Ref shows footballer green card.

Penalty

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Official Support Groups

"Right, the first thing we're going to practise is rolling around, clutching our legs and crying in the penalty box."

'The England players couldn't stop scoring when they were practising penalties. . .But that might have been because they were practising with a goalkeeper who couldn't save them.'

"Er...Eric..."

Giovanni C., Penalty Killer

Footballer.

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

'You're not allowed out of the Coach's Penalty Box.'

Express Confessional: Six Sins or Less

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

Spot the Ball Live

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Off the post!

'He was warned. One more 'T' and he'd be gone.'

'There goes a flag... could be a face-mask penalty.'

'I think it will be a very competitive season. Most of the league's key players are out on bail.'

Football Hand of God.