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Football - How's my Diving?

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Goal

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

Ref shows footballer green card.

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Penalty

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

"Right, the first thing we're going to practise is rolling around, clutching our legs and crying in the penalty box."

"Er...Eric..."

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

Giovanni C., Penalty Killer

Footballer.

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

Express Confessional: Six Sins or Less

'You're not allowed out of the Coach's Penalty Box.'

Spot the Ball Live

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

'There goes a flag... could be a face-mask penalty.'

"I felt a touch!"

Off the post!

'He was warned. One more 'T' and he'd be gone.'

Football Hand of God.