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Demure lady with gloves

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Victorian Lady

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I can't believe he brought her."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

A little bird told me...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

The Unhappy King

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

I Pagliacci

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Proposal

Oedipus

Speech

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Victorian Gentleman

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).