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'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

'Everyday you park your car right next to my motorcycle. Rocco is here to make sure that no longer happens.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Urban Sprawl

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

Space Trash

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New York City Rodeo

'Sorry I'm late. Couldn't find a parking space so I crashed into the building.'

"You try feng shui in an apartment this size."

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"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

"OK then smartypants, if the universe is expanding, how come I still can't find a parking space?"

'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'

Reserved for Handicapped Parking and arrogant SOBs who don't think that the rules apply to them because they are just soooooooo special!

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

Laundry hangs on a clothesline between the International Space Station and the Space Shuttle.

'Surely we'll find a parking space this time around...'

Car runs off the road into the woods. A no parking zone.

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth

"It doesn't say anything about age."

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

Cheap Parking

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