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'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

'Everyday you park your car right next to my motorcycle. Rocco is here to make sure that no longer happens.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

Urban Sprawl

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

New York City Rodeo

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

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Wild And Wacky Water World!

Space Trash

'Sorry I'm late. Couldn't find a parking space so I crashed into the building.'

"You try feng shui in an apartment this size."

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Batman tries not to forget where he parked

"OK then smartypants, if the universe is expanding, how come I still can't find a parking space?"

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'

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'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

'...I just take the Hide-a-Meter bush, toss it over the meter, and voila! Free unlimited parking!'

Laundry hangs on a clothesline between the International Space Station and the Space Shuttle.

Car runs off the road into the woods. A no parking zone.

Gym. Looks like you had a great workout! I just walked in from the parking lot!

"It doesn't say anything about age."

'Surely we'll find a parking space this time around...'

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

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