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Taking the handicapped spot.

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

There is No Planet C

"Here's the parking lot."

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

When Trees Dream

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

"This is an open-space office. How can they accuse us of insider trading?"

Ecology

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

Global warming unites the mankind!

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"Wasted water, wasted gas, all that pesticide. . . sorry, dad. I can't in good conscience help with our lawn!"

The Devil and God hand wrestle over global warming.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'One more...thou shalt protect the Earth...oh, forget it.'

The Earth: It's Where You Live

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

"OK then smartypants, if the universe is expanding, how come I still can't find a parking space?"

Team Climate Change

Slanging Matches

'He says there's no scientific basis for global warming.'

Fred Didn't Enjoy the Airline Version of Space Invaders.

"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."

Capitalism

'Surely we'll find a parking space this time around...'

Wildfires

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'

The absurdity of car-thinking

"Of course I don't need a Doctor, I'm saving this parking space"