Parking Space Guardian T-Shirts

"Of course I don't need a Doctor, I'm saving this parking space"

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Here's the parking lot."

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Cross Platform.

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Parking validation

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

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'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'I invented the parking ticket.'

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

New York City Rodeo