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Just A Place To Hang Your Hat In Old New York

"It's not the ticket I'm worried about."

Downtown Self-Esteem.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Inflating Boobs.

Organic Soldering.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Nice park. . .

Animals are smarter than we think!

Oil shock.

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Acme Flyswatters.

His and Hers Garage

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

My boat