Parking Guru Prints

Just A Place To Hang Your Hat In Old New York

"It's not the ticket I'm worried about."

Downtown Self-Esteem.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Oil shock.

Animals are smarter than we think!

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Nice park. . .

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

His and Hers Garage

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

Acme Flyswatters.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'