Parking Wizard Prints

'...I just take the Hide-a-Meter bush, toss it over the meter, and voila! Free unlimited parking!'

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Valet parking.

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Church Parking

Thanks for putting in a new engine, pity you forgot to take the old one out.

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

New York City Rodeo

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

Validate your parking?

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

"As a tribute to your outstanding career, we're retiring your assigned parking space."

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

'I want just enough work done so I'll qualify for Handicapped Parking.'

Just A Place To Hang Your Hat In Old New York

Batman tries not to forget where he parked

'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'

Bird sitting on pool cueball, as though it is an egg.

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

'Who should I call first? 911 or the parking lot manager?'

The lengths some people will go to avoid paying their parking fees.

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."