Parking Wizard Pillows

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Valet parking.

Church Parking

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Thanks for putting in a new engine, pity you forgot to take the old one out.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

New York City Rodeo

"As a tribute to your outstanding career, we're retiring your assigned parking space."

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

Validate your parking?

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'

The lengths some people will go to avoid paying their parking fees.

'Who should I call first? 911 or the parking lot manager?'

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

Bird sitting on pool cueball, as though it is an egg.

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

Just A Place To Hang Your Hat In Old New York

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

'I want just enough work done so I'll qualify for Handicapped Parking.'

Reserved for Handicapped Parking and arrogant SOBs who don't think that the rules apply to them because they are just soooooooo special!