Parking Space Defender Pillows

Taking the handicapped spot.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

There is No Planet C

"Here's the parking lot."

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

When Trees Dream

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

"This is an open-space office. How can they accuse us of insider trading?"

Ecology

Global warming unites the mankind!

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"Wasted water, wasted gas, all that pesticide. . . sorry, dad. I can't in good conscience help with our lawn!"

The Devil and God hand wrestle over global warming.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'One more...thou shalt protect the Earth...oh, forget it.'

Slanging Matches

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

"OK then smartypants, if the universe is expanding, how come I still can't find a parking space?"

Team Climate Change

'He says there's no scientific basis for global warming.'

"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."

'Surely we'll find a parking space this time around...'

Wildfires

Capitalism

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'

'Everyday you park your car right next to my motorcycle. Rocco is here to make sure that no longer happens.'

"Of course I don't need a Doctor, I'm saving this parking space"

The absurdity of car-thinking