Parking Space Strategist Pillows

The absurdity of car-thinking

"Here's the parking lot."

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Valet parking.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

'Office market' with tightened belt views small 'Square footage' meal with anger

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

The lengths some people will go to avoid paying their parking fees.

'Who should I call first? 911 or the parking lot manager?'

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

'Brilliant idea of yours Perkins to ensure that staff arrive on time - for thirty employees, only 20 parking spaces!'

"While you were trying to work it out we got clamped."

'I'm not stealing your parking space...We're sharing.'

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

"Sorry, I'm holding this space till I can find a bank to give me a car loan."

'Stanley likes to think he's king of his castle.'

Parking Lot Dare

"It doesn't say anything about age."

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

Cheap Parking

"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth