Parking Space Strategist Prints

Jurassic Parking Lot

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

The absurdity of car-thinking

"Here's the parking lot."

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

No Double Parking

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Valet parking.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

'Office market' with tightened belt views small 'Square footage' meal with anger

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

"While you were trying to work it out we got clamped."

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

'Brilliant idea of yours Perkins to ensure that staff arrive on time - for thirty employees, only 20 parking spaces!'

The lengths some people will go to avoid paying their parking fees.

'Who should I call first? 911 or the parking lot manager?'

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

'I'm not stealing your parking space...We're sharing.'

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth

"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."

Cheap Parking

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

Parking Lot Dare