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"While you were trying to work it out we got clamped."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Here's the parking lot."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"Epiphany!!! . . . I'm running the cafe as a communist utopia!...I've charged everyone exactly the same for their muffins, when I should have means-testing. If you can afford to pay $650 for a muffin, well then by Ayn Rand, that's exactly what I should charge you."

Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

"I don't have a set price. I charge what the market will bear."

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Cross Platform.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

Parking validation

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

'I think I see why attendance has been down.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.