Car Pooling Gifts

'We need to discuss your concept of car pooling.'

In the Guru District

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"One year closer to college!"

Dog Park

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.