Bike Sharing T-Shirts

"I draw the line at flip-flops shares."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Bike Rides

Multi-Generational Books

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"On your left."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

Love by bike

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

Flower power.

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

Hitching a lift

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

"I trust this will be on one check."

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Samosas

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

Ubear.

Mobile library.

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

'Now that Spring is here, I thought I'd take the bike out for a spin. I should only be gone for a month. It was a long Winter.'