Hybrid Car Owner Gifts

'You'll have to take your hybrid somewhere else. We only service real cars here.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Man whistles while driving his car.

Fish Aeroplane

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"I'll need a three iron."

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

Useless car accessories.

"e-Harley Hybrids"

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

GPS: 'Sorry return to the main road.'

Spring Damage.

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

'My hybrid car gets better gas mileage than me.'

Recombinant DNA

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

Protect the Earth...Use Hybrid...Be vegan.

'Off hand, I'd say your problem is caused by your car's computer.'

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

"First."

Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'

Seatbelt Use

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

'Let me guess. Brakes giving you trouble?'

Green Power!

'It's a hybrid.'