Hybrid Vehicles Gifts

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

"e-Harley Hybrids"

'My hybrid car gets better gas mileage than me.'

Green Power!

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Useless add-ons.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Especially modified you say..."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Fish Aeroplane

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

Electric car

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

Auto-Pilot.

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'