Car Ownership Struggles Gifts

Woman crying about her car repair bill.

"One year closer to college!"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"Do you buy cars here?"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Man whistles while driving his car.

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

The next song's called "Went on Prozac, Found a Job, Bought a Car, Met a Girl, Got a Puppy Blues."

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

"... With a slightly above average mileage..."

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."