Car Ownership Struggles Pillows

Woman crying about her car repair bill.

"One year closer to college!"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

Man whistles while driving his car.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'And here's the toolkit.'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

"... With a slightly above average mileage..."

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'