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'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

You can only get hit from the rear!

"Well, Baldo, I finally did it."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"One year closer to college!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Family members!

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Rising Gas Prices

"We'll get there when we get there!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

Thatched roof car.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."