New Cars T-Shirts

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

In the Guru District

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"One year closer to college!"

Dog Park

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Under pressure.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."